What about Viva Variety, you goddamn Statist!?

I was raping hipsters WAY before any of you TV-owning Philistines had even heard of raping hipsters.

According to the Variety review, 3 of the 4 baby households have friendly cats already. My girlfriend is frothing at the mouth to go see this treacle.

What's red and sits on a curb?

Translate that into Understandable for us?

You're half right, Crackers.

Gene Scott sometimes compared/contrasted Jesus Christ and Spiderman.

FIRSTIE-BLOCK
Sure, I'll see this innocuous-sounding flick. And then get laid.

Me too - his insightful comments on "Homicide: LOTS" newsgroups also convinced me he was a TV prodigy, and I think he was still in college then.

What happened to the "Aggressive Deleting of lame firsties" policy? Is there no one policing this madhouse? Are we… are we only locked in here because we THINK we're locked in here?

Joss Whedon fans are awful, whiny, knob-slobbering simpletons, and Alien Resurrection was pretty darn cool (hybrid excepted), and I am a pretty big Joss Whedon fan.

It will somehow be Fox's fault.

I recall liking it as well. it wasn't exactly GOOD, but it was enjoyable. Predictable, but intense too - Bobby Canavale was the bad ass younger brother/assassin/enforcer.

For a while they were using colored STOPLIGHT ICONS.

JOHN BARRYMORE!

Toby Chang, fucking Charlie Chan! I've got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear and.. Toby the Jap, I don't know what, coming out of my right.

The Silicone Age

A long dormant portion of my brain just sparked to like, and I can totally hear Soleil Moon Frye's scratchy voice saying "Glomer….".

Guess what? lala sucks sometimes
The embedded lala track here is a different band.

Phonys victorious.