I read this for the first time last year, and I've been rather obsessed ever since. I've re-read a lot of books, but never one so thick, so soon after finishing it the first time. So I've been particularly interested in news about a movie adaptation, especially after watching the pretty dated, unimpressive mini-series.

Why hasn't Jon Hamm hosted in years? That's unacceptable.

The Archer's Farm frozen pizza they sell at Target is awfully good. In fact, that's an impressive big box store brand in general.

I like "Applause" well enough, but it's hard to get too far into that song when I have to associate it with dancing hamsters.

The audience I was in for "Zombieland" spent a good 30 seconds laughing after, "Maybe Garfield."

They closed the one here in Boulder last week and made a big thing about advertising their going out of business sale.

That has to show up as a GIF in one of those Tumblr posts, right?

I actually really like the idea that the three of these guys became so addicted to murdering their horrible bosses in the first movie that they solve all of their management-related workplace issues, no matter how minor, with murder.

The Irishman and the Jew then pay for their dry cleaning with no complications, as the honest Chinese businessman did a competent and thorough job with their clothes. Meanwhile, the gay duck is quiet and sedate throughout the process and does not bother anyone in the establishment.

I was?

The sequel ends with the greatest prank in Jackass history, as Johnny Knoxville allows himself to be euthanized by a roving Obamacare Death Panel.

I feel like $35,000 to rent out AT&T Park for a night sounds really cheap. Hell, it costs that much to buy a centrally located refrigerator box in San Francisco.

Classic Poe episode.

God, that was a delight. Mega kudos, Will.

Awesome. There's not enough batshit crazy in my life that isn't provided by the House Republican Caucus.

I know American Horror Story has a self-contained story each season, but will I miss anything if I watch "Coven" without any exposure to the previous two seasons? References, running jokes, themes, etc.?

@Curmudgahideen:disqus : Which prompted the excellent SNL line, "Hello, I'm Piers Morgan, and if you listen to my accent instead of what I say, I sound smart."

The scene where Reich urinates on Zac Effron seemed rather out of place.

Clown lawsuit, bro.

And one notch better than "One Direction: This is Us."