My, getting a little snippy at the site that mocked the parent publication. Fun.

Aside from a shameful lack of the word "beaner," this is an excellent post.

College Football's system is really odd to me, in that I recognize it is an objectively crummy system that devalues large aspects of the game, and yet I find it just extraordinarily tense and awesome.

If you're a certain type of Hollywood exec, you could probably squint really, really hard and see it. He is a very good-looking guy, and from time-to-time he is capable of a kind of "aw shucks" buffoonery. (Yes, I watched way too many "Las Vegas" re-runs on TNT. Sue me. Molly Sims is adorable)

I think it's:

It's been obvious for a while now, I suppose, but Futurama is now just completely relying on "the gang undergoes a weird, dramatic change that is instantly reversed at the end of the episode" plots, huh?

Wait, Louis C.K. plays the smooth, charming point of a love triangle? MY SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF IS IN DOUBT!

I think my favorite moment was when Cotton and his elderly bandits framed Hank for a crime, then dumped him into the Alamo wearing nothing but his underwear. Hank looks for some clothes, finds Davy Crockett's, puts them on, storms out of the Alamo and says…"Why am I wearing the hat?"

I read somewhere that Affleck had the rights to "The Stand" and was trying to put something together. He's apparently finding it very hard to pull off, for all the obvious reasons.

Seems as good a place as any to mention that I read "The Stand" for the first time a couple months ago.

I watched an embarrassing number of "Las Vegas" re-runs on TNT. Yeah, it's awful, but…well, Molly Sims has such a pretty smile….

C'mon, Jolee Bindo…

Because of the art, Craig. BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING ART!

I only started watching the show during the last few seasons, so for me Mike, Kevin and Bill were the only riffers I knew. I started watching old shows on YouTube a few years back, and I think that early exposure ruined the Joel episodes for me. I can't get really get into his vibe, which is so laid back and sleepy…

Don't care. Loved the first one unconditionally. Going to see this the day it comes out.

Yeah, but you gotta figure that the worst Secret Service agent is sort of like the worst MLB player. Relatively speaking he or she might suck, but in an objective sense they're pretty awesome. I doubt the Secret Service lets many actual, factual incompetents through the screening and training process.

This is why you don't book The National to play your reception.

Kevin has always been bizarrely dour and curmudgeonly when it comes to this show, so I don't endorse most of his criticism.

Sudeikis and I are from roughly the same town. We went to the same high school, actually, albeit a few years apart (Shawnee Mission West, which he referenced in the LeBron episode). It's an incredibly wealthy suburb of Kansas City on the KS side of the state line.

If there was ever a "Psych" episode that was just an hour of James Roday getting tortured like Jesus in The Passion Kevin would give it an A+.