DENTAL PLAN.

….Why?

Oded Fahr played a good guy second banana in The Mummy. Arnold Vosloo, of Darkman III and Hard Target fame, played Imhotep, the heavy.

So…disregard the original director's opinion because you assume he lacks the empathy (or worse, a cultural ignorance that doesn't allow him) to understand the concept of representation in media? I see the point you're making, but I'm not sure that's the foot you want to lead with in making your argument. It's, at…

This phrase is the only tattoo I ever needed, or wanted

The SOL set looks…cheaper? How?

No, no, no, no. Styx is broken and awful. Avoid it at all costs

Richard Benjamin's THE PENTAGON WARS OR GTFO.

…Pashed?

In a move not too far removed from Erik and Sean's picks, the entirety of Dummy by Portishead.

I don't know who Goth Ms. Frizzle is, or if she's even a woman, but I want her to be my wife. Anyone who can burn someone with the indelible phrase, "My man's in the hospital because his incredibly long balls got tangled in his velocipede" is someone I want to spend the rest of my life with

*OVAHRAGE

I watched the video, and paused to read all of Tom Kenny's quote. When I did, I was delighted to discover that "Quinton," whoever the fuck he is, decided to splice "…And I think it's gay that you paused to read this" into Kenny's quote. What charming, clever, insightful man, this Quinton. I'm glad he's getting a…

"Howerton, as opposed to Mac and Day." Rob McElhenny has repeatedly stated that of the core three (Olsen was a recast) only Howerton elected to go by a character name. According to interviews given, McElhenny goes by Mac in his day-to-day life. So, technically, he does. Or, if you want to view it pedantically, of the…

This, decidedly, does *not* make me feel like a Cobb salad.

[Face flushes with anticipation]

Wow…she really looks like Madeline Zima

I was kidding until I read that Newswire thing…Goddamn, Perkins, you *did* fail to clock an escape clause. That's a real City Mac move, Dennis. You're supposed to be the Sheriff of the A.V. Club!

I don't think it's a scheduling thing: If Olsen can swing it, and Day can swing it, I don't see how Howerton couldn't do the same thing. Which leads me to believe its something else: Howerton, as opposed to Mac and Day, didn't want to use his first name as his character name for fear of typecasting. And as his…

Hey, hey, hey, it's cool: Perkins gave the Gang's contracts an ocular pat-down and failed to clock an escape clause.