I have nothing to add to this save for the fact that your Flat Eric avatar has immeasurably brightened my day

STARTEMIS.

But Thor's long hair is part of what makes Hemsworth's upright surfer doofus portrayal work!

It is mine.

I have seen all of his movies, and participated in the Q&As. There's even a slideshow that he narrates before the show begins. Whatever you think it is, trust me…it's weirder and more disturbing.

I can't tell you how long it took me to realize the bottom button rule also applied to vests. "Why does anyone wear three-piece suits? This bottom button makes sitting down suck." [YEARS PASS] "Ohhhhh…"

What a fucking pud.

Hahahaha. Sad but true? All that is just off the dome.

Naw, they're flat caps. They have multiple stylistic variations (the one he wears in the video is commonly called a newsboy, for instance, and recently a long-billed variant called an ivy cap has become popular.)

Is John Wu the hack that made Windtalkers and Paycheck, versus John Woo, the genius who made Hard Boiled and A Better Tomorrow?

Every single time my ex and I would think about getting pork buns, that stupid, stupid line was always the first thing that popped into my head. Damn you, Sleeping Dogs (and to a lesser extent, Wao Bao)

No, I focused on the rest of her actions, like the hugging and the kiss. The remainder of her actions consisted of staring straight ahead and remaining stationary. Unless there's something I've missed, I'm not sure how "stupid" or "incredibly stupid" that is.

Wait, silent protest? She hugged him, kissed him on the cheek, and then didn't clap. Is the lack of applause supposed to be the protest?

I'm just glad Falzone's getting work. Can we say the same Felton or Russert?

ROBINETTE. YESSSSS.

First season of TNG?

Would you like to hear about the book Henry Rollins just read? He found it on the syllabus of a philosophy survey course, and if you pay him $50, he'd be delighted to loudly summarize it for you.

Gotta stop being such a fucking hayseed, dude. Southern California? Pssh, might as well be Witchita (which, of course, owning to its geographic location, is a backwards tire fire of culture)

I'm always amused when Chicago exempts itself from the "Middle America" label, when it is little more than Cleveland with money.

I admire this column's dedication to representing all types of humor, from "funny" to "whatever the fuck this is"