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Barnaby Jonesin
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GOOD GRAVY. My favorite Batman line.

"Oh, Jay-sus, time to fight another superrr-villian. Faith, if'n I didn't fight off the last one'a'yah. Oh, faaaaith. Well, c'mon, then, yah Protestant bashtard." [Throws a few wild punches, cries about his ma, falls asleep]

"Mharty, MHARTY. It's your pal, Bobby. It's been…it's been a few years, Mharty. A few years *out in the cold* for youah pal Bobby D. When was the last time you cast me as an Irishman, Mharty? 91? WAS IT 1991? C'mon…Mharty. It's cold out here, Mharty. It's cold out here without a pal. I've done THREE MEET THE PARENTS

INT. — GORILLA CITY ARENA.

Such a step up from Ed.

Wait, really?

…Well. That is, admittedly, pretty fucking cool.

Excuse me, sir or madam. You tell me this: did your beloved Spartacus ever fight a wicked smart albino gorilla?

If Barry ever fights a CGI ape that bears a distressing resemblance to Christopher Walken…I may never watch another television show again. For I will know that per John Landgraf (and TV journalists that love to obsessively quote him), PEAK TV has been reached.

Also, Ollie Queen in 1985's "Ape Not Kill Ape…Except"

AWWW! Way better!

God love you, nerds.

#LetOllieAssassinateAnApe

I thought it stood for Comics Whathaveyou

You give me a two episode crossover called "Oliver Queen: Ape Assassin" and I'm in, dude.

I know…Julian's excitement about the multiverse was super embarrassing. I hope they introduce new characters more jaded by the experience

She looks like Boltie from "Super" which works for me. And shouldn't.

Grodd sounds like G. Gordon Liddy?

…Do we not like Julian? 'Cause I love Julian. He's an arrogant prick, sure…but he's only an arrogant prick because he's insecure about actually being a complete fucking goober. Which I love.

Or Ron Perlman. Or Powers Boothe!