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Barnaby Jonesin
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As I said.

No. I said I didn't like their music. Which, apparently, puts me within striking distance of someone who would mock someone struggling with mental health issues…which I would not under any circumstance do, given my own personal relationship with those who struggle with depression.

I see your point. And were I somehow attacking them on the basis of mental health needs, I would agree with you.

But will I roar? And, if so, are they gonnnnnaaaa heaaaaaar meeee?

Ah…but what if you did? [Puts on Michard Grinder's sunglasses, looks into the distance.]

For as little use as I have for music — to say nothing of her general schtick and inexplicably career-making "I Kissed a Girl" — I have to admit that "Roar" is catchy as hell, and I don't skip over it if it pops up on the radio

Well, thank you. I didn't think it reflected negatively on me, either. But considering most of the other comments are baseball puns and scattered comments about how the band members look, I sincerely hope that your high-handed scorn and invective is spread equally throughout the commentariat.

Do you have a moment to listen to a cloying, jangly pop song about… the Lord?

GO SAWX

God, no! Not Modern Baseball! Where will I get my whiny lyrical content, descending chords, and warmed-over pop punk riffs? Will I have to resort to…every other Indie rock band that sounds exactly like them? ¡Què lastima!

2) doesn't really answer the question, though. Unless, of course, he's shoving the shirt up her ass. WHY, MR. WEST. WHY.

WHY WOULD HE STILL BE WEARING HIS T-SHIRT? AND EVEN IF HE WERE, HOW WOULD THE BLEACH GET ON THE T-SHIRT.

So…Mignola killed it?

The mountie and the faux mountie, I believe

Agreed. Had they committed to the look — and moved the operations to Miami — I think I would have enjoyed Archer Vice more

Thank you, good people at WoodRocket, for bring back terrible pun porn titles. That Hustler "This Ain't _____: A XXX Parody" thing was a low-point for the smut industry.

Oh, man. right…I kinda checked out of the show midway though that season, I guess. But thanks for reminding me of that (and the supremely irritating way Graem spelled his name)

I can't remember: was Jack's dad an asshole? I remember he had a brother Greahaeme or whatever (I remember him being evil, sucking, and having an irritating way of spelling his name) but I can't recall if Pops Bauer was prick. I want to say he was…

See, I was thinking the "hold your mud" guy was an alien. Specifically, an alien from that gangster planet Kirk and Spock visited in TOS. Because my god, that would be a turn I'd like to see in this show.

No, I think it's, "Oh, yikes, casual racism."