Like a clown, here to amuse you.

It's woke AF, bruh. It's dealing with the consequences of alcoholism while combating the sexist notion that fairies are waif-like creatures that lack moderate cleavage and exaggerated breast size.

For our consideration: Rihanna is an objectively terrible actress.

Every dress is an extremely tight dress on Christina Hendricks. She's built like Jessica Rabbit

…What?

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sick Barb burn, bro

He's only nigh indestructible, though

But they fucked up the gag; Your guest star billing has to come after your leads. Plus, then it works as a punchline

I'M FAHKIN' DYIN' LAAAAHRRRRRYYYYYY

Fission mailed.

Nope! Nor did they ever give him any motivation whatsoever.

Take *that*, Allison Janney. Also, nice to know he was uncredited in Tommy Boy because he felt he should have been billed over Spade and Farley, the leads.

And somewhere, a gaggle of asthmatic Birmingham nerds hastily prepare their passports

Oooh, he's like our very own Doctor Who!

Lobsters? Is this guy a gimmick? Related: if so, is the gimmick he's kind of an asshole?

Ladiez be directin' (but only with the help of a man)

Wearing a Hugo Boss suit and driving a nice, luxurious BMW…mmmm, you can practically smell the grotesque human suffering

I love the idea that People's Elbow flare ups require you run from side to side for 15 minutes before falling, violently, to the ground

AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN OR FAMILY DOCTOR