Upvoted for flagrant nerdery

It's ownly the trooth, and nuthing butt the trooth

Both Toejam AND Earl are available

Cerius Biznuss: Ainchunt Aliens And Humon Hissteree

Perhaps a new Deerektor of Projekt Bluebuk

Serkret Masheens: Gawds Amung Men

I love that there has been no fanfare for Home Improvement's 25 anniversary, but there have been a load of people just making fun of Tim Allen's schtick. Tim Allen: A moderately funny cocaine dealer turned sitcom punchline.

Hell yes. They are sold in Chicago bodegas and they are delicious.

…well, I don't think we're in an atlas. Did you mean The Busy World of Richard Scarry?

Bill O'Reilly's internal monologue:

[An undead Chris Penn in a tracksuit huffs into the room]

…It's like you loaded a bowl of Alpha-Bits into a potato gun, fired it at a wall and transcribed the results.

Related: Annette Bening Found Alive, Acting

Question for the group: Is Jack Bauer dead? I kinda gave up right around the final season and the specials.

HE SAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIID ITTTTTTTTTTT

If you want a vision of the future of your mobile plan, imagine a patent leather boot grinding on an iPhone, forever.

Exactly! There's just something about her, and a lot of people seem to overlook it

Also, mostly because I want to hear you say it, why do you assume I won't?

Well, wait, the entire first season was "'member this?" I don't think Stranger Things has much of a choice. It's nostalgia with monsters and whatnot in it.

In the immortal words of Michael Caine as Alfred, "Nevah."