Be that as it may, at least it was trying.

Correct! But since it was an original property, apparently it doesn't count. Which is a shame, because M.A.N.T.I.S. was fucking awesome.

This is closest I'll get to a revival of my beloved Better Off Ted, so I'm all on board.

You make it Matt Hardy delivering a flying kick to a nun, and I'll buy you a boat

You make it Oliver Hardy directing a sexy reboot of The Flying Nun and we'll talk

That could be delightful

YES. They jettisoned the sweet theme song, but got a whole lot more topical. I was young, but I fucking loved it.

God, I loved Roc

I would have been married years ago if that existed

This Fall, you'll be telling your friends… Trust Me, It's a Lot Funnier Than the Trailers Would Lead You to Believe

Daaaaamn. Historical snap. (Unit 731 is also an effective burn in this very specific, albeit tonally questionable, context)

And Christmas parties, if you're nasty

Or JDate, its less fun, more dowdy cousin

No, that would be my beloved JSwipe

Native American Mel Brooks weeps a single tear

I want you to know that elicited an embarrassingly loud laugh in a public area

But would it be kosher?

I screamed that once during a meeting at work when our VP said we were going to overhaul a project. It was received…poorly.

You call me when they turn into JSwipe. [Sexy growl/phlegmy, angry cat sound]

DAMN IT.