Oof. Yeah, I had forgotten about "Hey, fuck global warming" in addition to all the other shit

ABC — Aussie Broadcastin', ya Cvnt.

No, you're just dedicated to facts. Which, lately, is probably a lonely sort of dedication

Plus, they've been banging the "Hey, you know what? Fuck voting" drum pretty hard for at least a decade. Which, in addition to their raging hard-on for false equivalency, has likely had an influence in apathetic kids who grew up on that shit to think that opting out of the electoral process was "taking the high road."

Their 24-hour news cycle flushes counter-clockwise, though

Do you find these selections to be…dank?

It's only notable this time because they fell to the sharp sound of K-SPLANG

She cute and married to Judd Apatow and….well, that's it.

Well, he had the alcoholic part of Moore's character down, but I don't remember him strangling a woman half to death while Kriezler looked on

YES! Finally, an opportunity to enjoy the vacant, haunting charms of Leslie Mann in a movie less than four hours long

I would argue that the increasingly-ineptly-named 30 for 30 is one of the few things ESPN has gotten right in the last 15 years

Oh, it is definitely a good deal better than The Spirit. One of these films had Samuel L. Jackson dressed as a Nazi. The other one was Sin City

Eva Green remains the only reason I've even considered watching 300: Rise of an Empire or Whatever

Yes, pregnant women, you too can be draped in cheesecloth and have your photo taken in front of a budget funeral wreath in our Sears FamilyCenter Photo Booth.

Once again, this Lt. Broccoli character really seemed to know his shit about the future. Enough, even, to be petty

"We know, man. It's gettin' old. Every time you want somethin', you come around everyone showing your palms…"

"You know what I love about racism? I get older, but the slurs drip with the same ignorant hate."

Man, agreed.

Goddamn it. Black Jesus really did get cancelled, huh? I thought it was just a very long, Venture Bros.-esque hiatus.

Gerald Ford did a nice job. So did the Shit My Dad Says guy. And Trump!