I would love to know who your last site was. I like their (house) style.

Also, related question (I trust your judgement on this): Scale of one to 10 — 10 being "Lena Dunham's pitch for Girls" — how embarrassed should I be that I always enjoyed hearing Kelsey Grammer sing that theme song?

Mercy.

"I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit sack."

"…They're my friends and I've never seen them on TV." Probably because they were 23, and had not had the opportunity to make a television show yet. Or, because you had seen them on TV…when they were children.

Wow, thanks! I really appreciate that

AGREED. Making BJ an actual character, one with stakes and an inner life, was the most innovative thing this game did.

YEP. And "Damage Control," kinda

You have zero misgivings about this based on the description and cast alone?

"Dragged Across Concrete…An American Tail." Fievel's really not fucking around in this one.

Michael Chiklis IS Vic Mackey IN "Praetorian Guard"

"Detective Mack White is having a hard day at the office. He broke his hand shattering the orbital socket of an innocent man. His partner, Del Mayo, is facing suspension for dangling a witness off a bridge. But when one ACLU pussy decides to to release footage of them beating a suspect half-to-death with a phone book…

It's mostly just Mel Gibson in a Buick Electra screaming at Goldie Hawn for not blowing him

That would be an awesome title for a really depressing LAPD-themed horror movie about two black guys driving though the city trying to get to their friend's house

"IT FUCKIN' BETTER BE." - Mel Gibson

So…we're all done being mad at the fact that Mel Gibson is an abusive, anti-semitic asshole? Or, rather, Hollywood is?

Yeah, I noticed that too. I seem to recall these reviews absolutely savaging her performances. It might have been a different reviewer, earlier. But I agree with this sentiment: Chloe Bennett delivers. Consistently.

Wakka wakka wakka

Right! Man, can't believe I forgot Billingsley (still haven't seen Room)

Also, Kiernan Shipka was just as stiff and awful as any kid actor in the beginning. Chances of being a good kid actor on staked incredibly against you. You got Lucas Black in Sling Blade and….um….