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Barnaby Jonesin
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Well played, Mr. Van Lesbian

2020 Third Party Write-In Candidate: DankTodd

But where there's dresses, there's Jamie Farr as irascible scamp Corporal Max Klinger on M*A*S*H*

Is this not just a Hitler-ized version of The Resistance?

Oh, come on. Don't ruin Guy on a Buffalo…

I think it's a reference to the same-y sound of late 90s grunge. The macho posturing could be in reference to anything from nü-metal to the "garage rock revival" that sprung up right around the emo-revival after 9/11.

"And when I say 'modern,' I refer to the shifting attitudes of guitar music as a whole, a post-Y2K drift from the macho posturing and grungy groupthink of the past toward a scene defined by inclusivity, honesty, and most importantly, zero pretentiousness."

Fast 9: A Hero Ain't Nothin' But A Sandwich

…That's a very good question. I completely forgot about him. Much like the world did juuuuust after Sling Blade

Oh, no, Mr. Green. But now Stath's on the side of the angels. And that means only one thing.

Straight up: If Statham brings even a 10th of the homoeroticism to this that he did to The Transporter 2, the chemistry between the three of them will be off the charts

They might not be dreads after all…but that seemed like a classier shorthand than "trashy fettuccini hair"

Vin Diesel is essentially a robot…

I still maintain Ant-Man was an under-appreciated entry into the Marvel canon

She also appears to be rocking white girl dreads, so this could be the first Fast & Furious where the inciting incident takes place in a Sandals resort

AND OCTANE.

I sincerely hope not. Don't get me wrong, I love Dom and the gang, but F7 was not good. It was also 3.5 hours long. So long and dull, in fact, it ruined my inaugural JSwipe date.

*Ludacris

…Critically acknowledged. As in, "Why yes, this is in fact a movie."