If that's not the title of the 10th movie, I'll eat one of my many jaunty hats.

This is so earnest and so ludicrous…I love it.

Ugh. I hate be the kind of person who pines for what can never be, but man…DiGeorgio's original finale has it all over this disjointed mess. You had me the Elk Grove marching band playing the Michigan State University fight song (go Spartans!) and the delightfully stupid chainsaw fight between Ash and "Bill", but you…

It's ludicrous in the details (but then again, it's a series about an evil book) but it makes a hell of a lot of sense character-wise. This show has done excellent work remembering that the three leads (I can't defend the guest stars) are real people, with real emotions. Kelly has quickly become the second lead of the…

Ugh. I'm gutted. That is the far, *far* superior ending. Not at all what I would have been expecting, and weirdly moving in the way that this show can be sometimes. It also explains all the holes in the existing finale, and the big one: If the cabin ceased to exist before Young Ash ever got there…none of the series…

These increasingly inane delights have overly bombastic ends

It is a bizarre, bizarre empire Mr. McMahon has created for himself. If I thought he had even an ounce of self-awareness, I'd call his (and by extension his family's) characters in the WWE an incredibly clever and subversive piece of corporate/modern plutocrat satire.

I generally don't wade into author/commentator beefs, but good on you, Dennis Perkins. That person was being willfully obtuse, and I like the way you fought back. I imagine this has little to no inherent value to you, but I dig it. Keep up the good work.

Wait, I'm sorry: Could you expand on that last bit? Did he just randomly show up to a Smackdown Halloween party dressed as Vanilla Ice, and improvise that whole gleefully idiotic Professor of Thuganomics thing on the fly?

"A Significantly Less Convenient Truth," or, "Oh Fuck! We're Killing the Planet"

I was going to largely stay out of this one, but hear hear. Whatever merit this show had is looooong dead.

No, they don't. I just got really, really, really, really lucky.

That is pretty badass. Does Melanie feed that girl to Wu's pigs later? Or throw her off a balcony so they can fight in the street?

I was trying to think of a smartassed answer for that, like "the Emmanuel movies" or Lifeforce but no…all would be improved with McShane. Even Lovejoy

Or "Gator 3"

Believe it or not, yes. I think the yelling (I was drunk, and therefore yelling very, very loudly at him) made him lose interest. I just got socked a couple times, and kicked when I fell over.

Erlich Bachman…this is you as an old man. I'm ugly…and I'm dead…alone.

I'd hate to see where she takes you if you fuck her poorly

I essentially pulled this on a mugger shortly after I moved to Chicago. Got my ass kicked a little bit, but I'm not dead, so…net gain, I guess.

Now *that* headline would have gotten to watch A Year in the Life. Well, that and recasting Rory with Ian McShane