I blame the precedent set by Eating Raoul

Depends, is Antonio Banderas anachronistically calling anyone a motherfucker in that?

Best Supporting Actor: Robert Carlyle.

AGREED. You want to give an Academy Award to a movie about about two dudes lost in the wilderness and one has to fight a bear? Retroactively give it to 1997's The Edge. You've got in-his-prime Alec Baldwin saying "Charles" a million times, a supporting performance from L.Q. Jones and SIR ANTHONY HOPKINS calling a bear…

"And hey, stranger things have happened than Tom Hardy tattooing Leonardo DiCaprio’s name on his body—like, for example, a violent and empty film about man vs. bear winning an inordinate number of awards."

So…a Godzilla movie?

In his defense, Pa Kent just wanted to sit there, eating his Hero Cake, while those kids drowned.

Rumor has it that Black designed it to be a TV show and every network he showed it to passed — hard. So he reworked the script for an R rating, altered the ending, and made a movie out of it.

HOT TAKE: Cats are bullshit.

I thought Whedon only wrapped his cartoonishly oversized melon around Alien Resurrection

And here I thought it said, "Once I'm done with my set you can see this shirt again as a tablecloth at a Shakey's Pizza in Stanhope, New Jersey"

It's still a hallway. You can't open it. You can open the hatch that leads to it, but you can't open the vestibule. Vestibules can't open.

Indulge me. Which one?

So, much like its earthbound definition, the ISS's vestibule is…a hallway?

Lizz Winstead's shirt provided by Red Buttons' clown act

SOMEBODY STOP THE MATCH. TREVOR'S SATIRE'S TOO TOOTHLESS TO STANDUP TO THIS ONSLAUGHT. BAH GAWD IT'S A SLOBBERKNOCKER

Hey, other person who watched The Green Room who wasn't Paul Provenza's mom! I miss that show

Gettin' faaaaaaaaaaat

The movie and a handful of episodes ("Sirens,""Antenna" the one about ripping Carl's dick off, a few others) are the only things I don't like about ATHF. It gives ammunition to the people who write it off as dumb stoner comedy. At its best, it's actually surprisingly smart.

I'm ashamed to say I laughed at calling it, "The Boondocks Taints."