"SOMEBODY STOP THE FRANCHISE BEFORE IT BEGINS. CHARLIE HUMMNAMAMAMAN'S CAREER HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF."

Do yourself a favor: Get up on that Sweet & Lowdown life. It's his last great movie

If they wanted to win me back, they would have had Joe Rogan fight that old lady

Lord of War has an incredibly powerful opening sequence. Nice to see it here. But, if we're talking great credit sequences in movies that get zero love, I'd like to offer up the closing sequence of A Series of Unfortunate Events and Only God Forgives

Sure there is. He's got a little fuzz. I'm sure he just didn't shave for a few days, but he looks like every kid in high school who tries (and fails) to grow one

That moose-tache isn't helping matters any

"Uh, excuse me, barber, I believe I asked for the Full Eraserhead?"

It's a real four-quadrent piece of entertainment

They lost me hard at, "Hey, you know what? Fuck RECYCLING."

Oof. I, ah…I 'member

I'd like to think it's because he and William Hootkins (AKA Slightly Younger William Conrad) were having a torrid affair

[Clears throat] Ahem.

Either Adam doesn't know how suits are supposed to fit or Adam is fighting a losing battle to stop Kuato from taking over his body

"……GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR."

People who've lost both legs to diabetes, people under house arrest, people who look like Baron Harkonnen from Dune…

In the best way possible. Goddamn, I loved that show.

He's like the iStock search result for "Man seconds from being beaten to death with own limbs."

He looks like the unwanted lovechild of Mr. Stay Puft and Johnny Test

Okay, I'll bite. Why?

Logan Square?