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I'm still holding out hope for Richard Lewis to once again become this century's Richard Lewis. (My previous money was on Lewis Black)

I like that the show followed his life in reverse chronological order, success-wise

I like that the show followed his life in reverse chronological order, success-wise

Hey, Louis CK has the range of a saguaro cactus and the pallor of a jar of sunbaked mayonnaise, and he's getting roles. I have hope for Maron. Go get those character parts, Slightly Younger Looking Judd Hirsch/Aged Hipster Seth Bullock

So, while I understand that 'bustin' makes you feel good, as per the theme song, have we ever definitively discovered why ghosts "really likes the girls?" Follow up question, who exactly is it that Ray Parker Jr. "heard it" from?

FUCK THAT. Charles Nelson Reilly is goddamn saint.

Do you live in Andersonville in Chicago, by chance?

Hysterically, it happens all the time. The logic being, if you're too intelligent for the routine and monotony of police work you'll…quit, or something. Frankly, I've never understood it, either. But it is real. You can test out of police training, essentially.

Univision Nacional is my third favorite Shakira album

Just when I thought Martin Short couldn't wring any more classic comedy out of a fat suit and Charles Nelson Reily's glasses…

All of Delroy Lindo's line deliveries in Heist are amazing. He walks an amazing line between playing his character totally straight and delivering his lines through a lopsided grin

"We are now raising our daughters to become president, and there is no room, time, or space to be taken up by these demeaning puff pieces, reducing these awesome artists to a basic and damaging surface level."

While all three of these articles are awful and examples of the kind of weird, awful journalism that pervades almost all magazine write-ups of actresses and female musicians, I'm more alarmed by the fact that every picture I've seen of the woman Art Tevana is sexualizing looks like a runaway's last known photograph.

"What is the poooooint of my liiiiiiiiiife?"

Genuine question: Was the non-terrible version of Tomorrowland floating around somewhere before Lindeloff got there. I always got the impression it was more or less as-is, Randian bullshit and all

I cannot wait until Legoman Chris Pratt jeopardizes his friendship with Lego Girl by almost banging Lego Girl's daughter in a drydocked Lego Pirate Ship after her prom

Oh god, Fairuza Balk. The woman who, in addition to Gwen Stefani and Shirley Manson, defined what adolescent (and, let's be real, adult) me considered sexy

Oh, any of his movies are infinitely better than Heist (I'm partial to House of Games, Spartan and Homicide, personally. Though State & Main and The Spanish Prisoner I hold in high esteem for being the only two movies where he let Rebecca Pidgeon be charming.) But, despite that, Heist is the movie of his I've seen the

"Everybody needs money. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT MONEY." God, I love/hate Heist. The Hackman one, that is. Not this DeNiro travesty

Rest in Power