Why is my cup so tiny?

Why is my cup so tiny?

I want to join this party, so: Emma

I want to join this party, so: Emma

A Google search reveals that "NBC is not broadcasting any Paralympic events to U.S. audiences except for a highlights show on September 16 from 2 p.m. to 3.30 p.m. ET. NBC Sports Network is showing the Paralympics for the first time. But the coverage is limited to four, hour-long programs on September 4, 5, 6 and 11."

A Google search reveals that "NBC is not broadcasting any Paralympic events to U.S. audiences except for a highlights show on September 16 from 2 p.m. to 3.30 p.m. ET. NBC Sports Network is showing the Paralympics for the first time. But the coverage is limited to four, hour-long programs on September 4, 5, 6 and 11."

What's wrong with an Equestrian medal?

What's wrong with an Equestrian medal?

I completely love this description of the equestrian events.

I completely love this description of the equestrian events.

I was informed by a Norwegian friend in 2008 that the only reason Americans win so many medals is that we have universal doping, and bribe the judges to look the other way…

I was informed by a Norwegian friend in 2008 that the only reason Americans win so many medals is that we have universal doping, and bribe the judges to look the other way…

Well, thanks, O'Neal.  It will now be known as "Lemon Pleeeedge" in Peter O'Toole's voice in my head forever.

Well, thanks, O'Neal.  It will now be known as "Lemon Pleeeedge" in Peter O'Toole's voice in my head forever.

Yeah, and not only that, but deer don't live in the family groups Jeremy describes.  There's a very legitimate case to be made against hunting for sport, but it sounds like Sorkin has no idea what he is talking about, and that makes it really hard to take him seriously.  It's a pretty awful speech.

Yeah, and not only that, but deer don't live in the family groups Jeremy describes.  There's a very legitimate case to be made against hunting for sport, but it sounds like Sorkin has no idea what he is talking about, and that makes it really hard to take him seriously.  It's a pretty awful speech.

For whatever reason, when Jules told Grayson she valued him because she could fit a whole bottle of wine inside him, I completely lost it.

"Daleks in Manhattan" almost prevented me from watching Doctor Who, because it happened to be the first episode I saw.  It was on BBCA and I thought "Let me try this Doctor Who thing the internet keeps telling me about" and then I was subjected to pig-dudes.

Quarles, does this make up for your arm? It does, Other Quarles. It sure does.

I thought the penguin kind of jerked its head toward Rex, and gave a pointed look.  Which amused me greatly.