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I'd argue that it SHOULD be difficult for the federal government to pass legislation.

Agreed. I don't watch every week, but even when I miss a few episodes, I can get back on-track quickly enough and I'm nearly always impressed with the quality. It's stunning, how good this show is.

I liked DWTS prior to last season. But I actually find dancing to be pretty entertaining to watch, if it's not produced by FOX.

Dateline is bad, but nothing on Friday is as low class as "ABC News: What would you do?" Beauty & the Geek was a more valid social experiment than this tripe.

Turning down the laugh track would help a lot.

I hate, HATE, the word "cornucopia" and even more so the phrase, "horn of plenty". So I guess for now put me down as a Maybe, depending on what they call the food court.

I share your enjoyment of The Rock. I honestly haven't seen enough of his movies to know if he can act, but he seems just charming as all get-out. Like, Dennis Quaid levels. Yet every time I see a new preview for a Rock movie, I think, "He should be able to get better opportunities than this."

I never knew what a pain it would be to reach into the small space that my Mazda3 has in the back. Getting my kids in & out of that is like building a ship in a bottle compared to my wife's SUV. I can't imagine what a VW Beetle would be like.

Ah, I misunderstood. I thought you were asking for haters to announce themselves and air their grievances. My "Are you kidding?" was meant to answer your initial question: "Do they exist?"

I thought it was a bit easier to swallow. I know plenty of people who lead well from the sidelines but could never be the one in front of the cameras/people.

Are you kidding? Look, Crosby isn't a model of adulthood, but Jasmine almost NEVER gets any screen time that presents her as anything but a scolding wet-blanket of a human being. I won't argue that perhaps life has made her this way, but going based solely on what's being presented by the show, she's a miserable…

Can someone here PLEASE explain the relationship between Brickleberries and Mackelmores?!

A thousand dittos!

Hearing this news makes me feel like the statue in front.

Honestly, nothing about that first paragraph really moved me, but then I read, "Franklin & Bash co-creator…" and I knew it was all over.

Her bobbing for apples joke was a favorite of mine.

Bagpipes!
(I said BAGPIPES!)

It's like we're sharing the same internet!

What was fascinating was the lack of physical grace these kids had. I did karate in 3rd-7th grade and I'm sure I was just as awkward, but the very mechanical front kicks and chunky movements of these kids was mesmerizing. Just like in the old 8-bit game.

I attended a children's karate test a few weeks ago. Karate Champ might actually be an interactive documentary.