Small small world!

Pontoon?

Pontoon?

I genuinely enjoy learning new things like this.

I genuinely enjoy learning new things like this.

Somebody get this person a soundboard!

Somebody get this person a soundboard!

Because Steve Miller Band is a particular kind of awful. You should listen to your dad, Gherkins. He sounds like a s,art guy overall.

Because Steve Miller Band is a particular kind of awful. You should listen to your dad, Gherkins. He sounds like a s,art guy overall.

This my favorite thing I've seen, heard, smelled, tasted, or touched with my gorgeous body all week.

This my favorite thing I've seen, heard, smelled, tasted, or touched with my gorgeous body all week.

I didn't come here to make friends.

I didn't come here to make friends.

My 2-year-old calls her dolls by their identifying clothes. Thus, she has a "yellow baby" and/or an "elephant baby". The latter is only slightly better than the former.

My 2-year-old calls her dolls by their identifying clothes. Thus, she has a "yellow baby" and/or an "elephant baby". The latter is only slightly better than the former.

I read LOTR about once a year. The Hobbit is like a pamphlet compared to the trilogy. Breezy is apt.

I read LOTR about once a year. The Hobbit is like a pamphlet compared to the trilogy. Breezy is apt.

What a fuckin' bitch.

What a fuckin' bitch.

Jennifer Connelly THEN. Not Jennifer Connelly NOW. (Too thin.)