Goddammit! Sushi is NOT awesome and I'm tired of hearing about it!

I once though Call of Duty could be an awesome recruitment tool, but then I realized that if my Xbox skills were ported into the real world, I'd be dead before I had the chance to fall off the truck.

Foo Fighters made an album the old way and it rocked. Many modern musicians are spectacles, performance artists who over-polish their little turds and he pointed out the difference and value in what they did.

Even seeing the album artwork for early Pearl Jam records takes me back to the reverent "opening" of a new disc. Vs. in particular was a special moment because the packaging was so novel. Like everyone else, I was late to the Ten party, but Vs was bought on opening day and the original packaging was so different from…

I'll see your VCR remote and raise you one early evening spent ready to record Daughter off the radio in the hopes that I could capture it for that evening's high school dance. (This was in the early fall before Vs. was released for sale.)

There's debris! Debris!

Coalgebraic: Modern rock radio? What's that?

How can you end the article on that tone, yet not include an "all of this has happened before…" line?

I would totally watch!

I made you some jelly sandwiches and sliced up some canty-lope!

Seriously? How many chances does Jason Ritter get?

Honestly, I think this sounds like a harmlessly cute premise. Depending on who's in it, I might give it a chance.

Middle Earth?

I, too, work in Marketing and the two best titles I've ever read on business cards were: Ambassador of Goodwill and Catalyst. Both were self-employed.

My word is my… passport?

Ugh. Is there a more perfect example of negative sex appeal than Diane Keaton? Her awful style and personality are better at destroying wood than an army of termites.

I know Esquire's rankings aren't exactly the encyclopedia, but Rhianna's title is for shit. She's kind of hot in some ways, but sexiest! Out of every famous living woman? Please!

Welcome home, Bacon family. Welcome home.

Sal-BASS!

The dude is the most hate-filled person in media. Unwatchable.