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I'm only watching this if Michael Douglas gets to have sex in it. Hear that Marvel??

Yeah. Noah was a goddamn disaster. It made 'Man of Steel' look like a fun romp. I've never been more miserable at a movie theatre in years.

I love 'Pi' and 'Requiem' but after that it's one misfire after another. Noah was one of the worst films I saw at a theatre this year. What a miserable drag.

One day, maybe I'll be hip to the cultural phenomenon that is 'Frozen'. Right now, I just don't understand it.

Jonah Hill is like a fatter,uglier,less talented and more obnoxious version of Joseph Gordon Levitt who somehow crawled his way to an oscar nomination twice.

He's going to show up at the 22 jump street premiere with a paper bag over his head that says 'Gays R best'.

Arkham Knight and Witcher 3 are coming. Fear not.

Nah, Drug use only takes the good ones: Morrison, Hendrix, River Phoenix, Phiilip Seymour Hoffman, Kurt Cobain etc.

I wish John Wayne Gacy was still alive so we could lock him and Beiber up in a darkened room and throw a spiked dildo in it.

This motherfucker is going to OD at age 27 and the world will celebrate instead of mourn.

West is just weird and narcissistic. Not a borderline sociopathic asshole.

Uh no. I don't know any 14-15 year olds who go on spouting the N word often.

You mean star in a sequel to 'Brick Mansions' or to just die already??

I just hope he insults jews soon so this motherfucker gets blacklisted from the entertainment business.

Being the adventures of a young man whose principal interests include egging,dropping n-bombs and getting arrested for drag racing.

Speaking of which, Bieber might actually NEED the Ludovico treatment. He's become almost as insufferable a sociopath as Alex was. (Sans the raping of course)

You know as well as I do, that is never going to happen. It won't make 2 billion by any stretch but everyone and their mother is going to show up for it anyway because that's how sequels work. Whether that is a good or bad thing is besides the point.

Didn't he masturbate on a Batman mask or something a while back? He should direct 'Dawn of Justice'.

Your date was that horrible??

It's disappeared from the public consciousness because Cameron has kept quiet about it and is not hammering 3 sequels every 2 months like a Marvel movie. Judging by the fact that we're about to get 3 more Avatar movies in the next 3-4 years, expect there to be a LOT of press about it. For better or worse, this