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Only shallow-minded philistines who don't like pure fun hate 'Armageddon'. The rest of us reasonable film buffs recognize it for the important milestone that it is.

Pearl Harbor and Transformers 2 are genuinely awful but Armageddon is the motherfucking bomb of awesome. Probably the stupidest movie to ever make me actually tear up. Seriously, like Schindlers list-level tearing up. I swear to god I'm not kidding.

Except for the fact that Brett Ratner is genuinely terrible. Michael Bay is an incredibly gifted director with a splendid eye that only a few of his peers can match.

Michael Bay is a human being with feelings and emotions. He works hard 24/7 and makes technically outstanding and innovative (if somewhat silly) blockbusters that raise the bar each time and instead of being welcomed, he gets shit on by the internet,movie nerds and critics even when it isn't his fault. I can imagine a

Mark Wahlberg would have prevented Singularity, had he been the sentient A.I.

After many long years, the possibility of Johnny Depp starring in a good movie. Sign me up.

Hunger is truly masterful. Shame is merely pretty great.

Even with those flaws, it was STILL the funniest film of the year and I'm someone who's not big on the whole 'Edgar wright' bandwagon. I liked Shaun and Hot Fuzz, didn't care for Scott Pilgrim,Spaced or any of the movies he produced like sightseers or attack the block.

You're kidding,right? It was one of the worst,unfunniest,insulting and self-indulgent pieces of shit I've ever seen. I walked out of the point where Jonah Hill gets possessed because I couldn't take it anymore.

I swear to god ,it's absolute pointless garbage from beginning to end. All the critics calling it things like 'a celebration of cinephillia' etc. are just plain bonkers. It's a 105 minute wast of time and life hearing moronic 'theories' from moronic people. At least I saw the whole thing , my cousin tried watching it

You need to see more movies.

I'm on the same page as you as far as 'Gravity' is concerned. I was incredibly impressed but ultimately unmoved. All the exaggerated hyperbole heaped on it by the critics didn't help. I'm amazed that they were comparing it to '2001'.

"Bro, had I been on that plane on motherfucking 9/11, I would have totally motherfucking stopped those motherfucking terrorist motherfuckers, I mean Bro, fuck that wigger motherfucking rapper, Marky mark..whatever his name is. I mean, that shit would have been great. I would've prounced like a motherfucking tiger on

Bradley Cooper is a perfectly acceptable actor. He's just OK. He gets the job done. Not bad, not great.

He's a celebrity so one hit movie and we'll forgive him for all his sins.

Watch your mouth, he beat the shit out of Batman.

Tom Hardy probably wasn't in his 'BANE' shape back then. He would have tore LaBoeuf's asshole into two.

He's awful in just about everything else I've seen him in. He can't act for shit and his american accent sucks. Why Jim Cameron chose him to be the LEAD of his biggest movie still baffles me.

Dear lord. This guy has a lot of skeletons in his closet.

The Bad Boy rises.