Brini Maxwell never went away. She just gracefully shifted mediums not unlike how one would adjust one's out of kilter girdle in public. http://www.brinimaxwell.com/

Depends on the state.

Agreed. I can't always rationalize his preferences (dude loved Transformers 3) but his reviews are clearly sincere and he cuts through all the bullshit without giving too much away or being an ass about it. Viva la Ignatiy.

What's baffling about it? He creatively illustrated how easily statements can be taken out of context (especially in a character-restrictive environment such as Twitter) and used against a person unfairly while simultaneously outing all of his detractors as reactionary morons who either lack reading comprehension…

Nope. He's even delusional about that. He was nearly* 20 when he tried to kill Rihanna.

Jerry the Pool Boy

Lou directed.

Well, you know what they say, if you can't be an NBA player then definitely be the son of the NY Police Commissioner if you're gonna go around rapin' folks.

To be fair, it's not like they made Bridesmaids thinking it would be the Oscar bait it turned out to be. I'm sure she was honored to be nominated, but that doesn't mean it was ever a career goal for her. Besides, I'd much rather see her continue doing what she loves and excels at than try to pull a Jonah Hill and…

That's more a knock on Nathan Fillion than Ryan Reynolds.

No, I do have a problem with Tosh's joke. I'm saying I wouldn't have a problem if Tosh said something like Harmon said here, but he didn't imo.
But, just to be clear, before Tosh joked about a woman being gang-raped, I held no opinion on him whatsoever, so it's not about who I like and don't like.

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I fail to see how this is the same as telling a woman it'd be funny if she got gang-raped, but don't let that stop you from feeling like you've struck a fearsome blow against hypocrisy.

Willy Wonka didn't bio-engineer the Oompa Loompas. He "rescued" them (for a life of cloistered indentured servitude, but that's a whole other discussion)  from the island Loompa where they were being preyed upon by other unseen fantastical creatures.
If anything, the implication here is that Loompa itself is just a…

Her face is very long.

I never watched that show. Did people often raise both their arms in the air while screaming on it or something?

So *that's* what they've done with our Freedoms!

Not exactly, though there does seem to be a creepy Romney connection to Dominos.

I think he meant The Big Bang Theory.

Who's going to replace Chevy? Rickles? Fred Willard? Is Abe Vigoda still alive?