Sounds like someone needs to see In Name Only from 1939. Cary Grant and Carole Lombard definitey did end up together in the end, though Cary had to almost die to get his parents to support his desire for a divorce from Kay Francis.

I realize the bar is extremely low and I prefer it that way as well, but I honestly don't think that's a line Damon is going to cross again.

We don't actually know if he knew Klaus was going to do that before they walked into the bar though.

Damon never let Will lay a hand on that nurse. She surely survived her stint as bait.

But will there be drifting?

Die Hard Die Furious

That should have been the final sketch instead of a rerun of e-Meth. Perfectly ludicrous.

Nah, they're just making up for 4 seasons of blue balls.

Damon has been a "reformed serial killer" for a long time though. When was the last time he randomly killed an innocent person? Season 2?

It's not like they just met though. She's known exactly who he is long before she started sleeping with him. Even after that she could have easily gone back to Stefan and blamed it all on the sirebond, but she didn't. Her eyes are wide open, which is more than can be said for her when she first got involved with…

Pfft Like they aren't both serial killers.

I'm leaning towards the latter theory on that one. It would explain why Katherine and Elena inexplicably favored Stefan for so long. It's just a doppelganger thing.

Ted Cruz's left nut could beat Hillary. This country is still WAY more sexist than it is racist or anything else.

Not just kids. According to Gardner's Multiple Intelligences Theory, an acute appreciation for puns is inherent to Linguistic Intelligence.

That would make sense since P-Ward is obsessed with AC. He often tweets about it and his town address is online for people to visit through the Dream Suite in the game. It's fuckmazing, as you can imagine.

The more pressing question is, what's she going to do with that Amulet now that she's gotten it back?

How is that a twist?

He was hiding in the cupboard the whole time!

Me too. She didn't just rely on the clip to be the punchline. She could make almost any clip hilarious by expounding on it with costumes and props. She had to go the extra mile because she was working with Joel's cast offs and she really gave it everything she had.

Oh well. I pretended Style went off the air after they canceled The Dish anyway.