Sorry, no. It was Al Roker and you really don't want to know what was keeping him up.

My favorite moment was when he dropped the cake and threw the fork without ever taking his resentful, yet concessionary eyes off Bob.

I don't know why they didn't just say he was taking Old Norse. It wouldn't have been any less ludicrous and Rebekah's expertise would make even more sense.

He was also extremely gifted at balloon animal chapeau design, which is not something typically associated with 80's teen movie villains.

How can you say there's no baggage with Cami? I liked her, but she's another blond who looks like Klaus's mother/sister! The dude definitely has a type (except for his ONS baby mommas, of course) and it's icky.

I thought he said Robin Williams.
I also thought he was looking at a cigarette machine.
Needless to say, I was profoundly confused by that whole segment.

I love how, in the Puppy Bowl world, kittens are basically strippers.

I'm pretty sure they're just simultaneously sneezing.

I was really hoping she'd go to college far far far away. Like Tunisia.

They have TiVo in London hospitals? Someone needs to tell that to all the people terrified of Obamacare.

Hoobastank refused to sell their souls to the Playtex corporate machine.

No contest, really. Whitley always smelled like peaches while Denise probably smelled like patchouli.

Really? It all looks like cheap Ikea crap to me.

Sometimes she's a borderline alcoholic whore.

As a woman, I feel pretty uncomfortable going to my local comic book shop alone, to tell you the truth. Mostly because only the first 10 feet of the store isn't porn.

I thought it was moving too. It's not often we see the guys away from their safe zones of home and the university where they are accepted and respected for their intellectual contributions and eccentricities. The way they were treated at the diner was heartbreaking and they came home feeling demoralized and…

Dark Crystal needs to be added to this list.

I liked when he opened a drawer with his butt for no reason.

Hey, if you've never experienced the unbeatable adrenaline rush of losing control of your car on purpose then you probably have basic cable.

Witness Protection.