They'd have to do something to differentiate her a bit, like have her grow a beard or something.

Too true. The only way Americans can tolerate a wisecracking raccoon is as a founding member of the Shirt Tales.

Too true. The only way Americans can tolerate a wisecracking raccoon is as a founding member of the Shirt Tales.

People should hate raccoons. Them and their fucking brain-eating roundworm.

People should hate raccoons. Them and their fucking brain-eating roundworm.

The Bible has a plot???

The Bible has a plot???

No, that was your mom.

No, that was your mom.

Hey, it's better than most contemporary Christmas ditties.

Hey, it's better than most contemporary Christmas ditties.

Is it yet another word for "vagina"?

Is it yet another word for "vagina"?

They already do. The Mentalist was moved to Sundays!! *sets self on fire and jumps in the way of stampeding elk*

They already do. The Mentalist was moved to Sundays!! *sets self on fire and jumps in the way of stampeding elk*

And now you know why.

And now you know why.

What? Then what the poppycock is "Cricket Magazine" about then? And please don't say children's literature or I'll have to make an angry phone call posthaste.

What? Then what the poppycock is "Cricket Magazine" about then? And please don't say children's literature or I'll have to make an angry phone call posthaste.

But I was listenin' to my Nano..