I really, really, really wish Black Frasier was a real thing.

I'm a sucker for her self-deprecating humor. She really grew on me throughout the season.

The musical is fantastic.

But the subway does women's jerking off for them! It's unfairness on top of unfairness.

There's a lot of overlap. We just like loudly bemoaning cancelled shows.

Are dinosaurs really more closely related to birds than alligators? It strains credulity, it does.

I will flip the fuck out in pure rage if Glee tries to sully Tom Waits. Scarlett Johansson was bad enough.

Bellatrix LeStrange & Mr. Norrell.

I know somebody whose last name is Norrel, and that's how she pronounces it. Helpful hint: don't have a last name that rhymes with "oral" in high school.

He probably still has the Goblin King wig around somewhere.

They're doing it ironically. Fucking hip(dysplasia)sters.

Sweet!

'Mask of the Phantasm' was only bad until 'Mystery of the Batwoman' came out.

Watching streaming shows on LogoTV.com is so much worse than Hulu because their ads are the absolute worst. I cringe enough at Coco—I don't need to see some lifetime smoker's amputated toes on top of that!

I just kept thinking how itchy he was going to be in a couple days. But, y'know, in a gleeful, schadenfreude kind of way.

It makes me sad that they're so intelligent but have such short life spans, even compared to dogs. And now I'm contemplating a genius octopus that's aware of its own mortality, and I'm all depressed.

Worms can do it, too. Chickens are likewise good at shamefully withdrawing from stuff.

I've got a toaster oven in my house for the first time in my life, and I have to admit, I'm kind of a convert. Bread products don't get gummy and weird!

Yup, Anthony Bourdain could learn from that guy.

Celiac is not the same thing as "allergic to gluten," which is what 95% of those people call themselves. And by that they usually mean "I have more energy/fewer headaches/better erections when I eat gluten free, and also I cheat at least a couple times a month." Celiac disease is quite different from "allergic," and…