Skintight leather renders acting unnecessary, but yeah, she was pretty dull.

I'm pretty sure his father fucked a watermelon.

I'm a big fan of Ben and Jerry's Mint Chocolate Cookie, because I have a random hatred for cold chocolate chips.

They didn't even try to get someone who sounded similar. It was jarring.

She made a damned good reluctant gymnast-turned-cheerleader. I'll say it.

One way or another, we were all hoping for a Girls' Night In.

It's Tank Girl!

She'll probably be edgy, sadly.

Amy Acker ate my hamster.

"Soon, you'll have a mighty hump!"

When I watch the Puppy Bowl, the puppies always look like they're having a good time. The kittens in the half time show usually look equal parts disinterested and terrified.

Not as good as the Gorey-style Westeros Tinies.

I wasn't quite clear on whether Russel's parents were divorced or he was in foster care of some kind.

Christ, I thought about Spaced the moment I saw the article. Being an aimless 20-something whose only ambition is to have some kind of ambition, and failing listlessly at that. "You want to be a journalist but you haven't quite tried that yet."

Breckenridge Vanilla Porter. Delicious, but dangerously easy to overdo.

They're both shown (briefly) in "The Balance," too.

"Dick still thought that Bruce was a him."

I thought that term was "himbo?"

Little Caesar's was talking about "pizza," @avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus, not pizza.

Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all…nothin' at all….nothin' at all!