My cousin named her baby Jonah, and I made a "coming out a whale" joke. It wasn't well received.

I can ride a bike, I…just can't turn a corner on one without falling over.

And maybe a vet.

"Pip pip, cheerio," he purred seductively.

Sometimes you can just tell how hard it is for him to remember to call the perps "punk" instead of "fucker."

Is regular Law & Order even a thing anymore?

So much worse when they start with a sex crime that is almost immediate completely irrelevant to the crime the episode is actually about. Court case gets all wrapped up, until you wonder, "hey, what about that molested kid from the first five minutes…?"

Way to not die, @avclub-81e42ebe6b44656990ff91adfd49b5f7:disqus!!

It really is time for a black Lady Gaga.

Are you my mom?

Kids getting off his damn lawn, mostly.

The character does have a bunch of kids. She's like the slutty Catelyn Stark.

I really hope the series ends with someone saying "I won the game of thrones!"

She didn't have to get up an hour early.

Always writing angry notes.

What's your damage, Heather!

Hey, yeah! ABC Family loves TV movies.

Put her picture in a frame, man. It's over.

Something something America Pubic something

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