I get Cracker mixed up with Uncle Kracker.

South Africa certainly does. She was in a PSA with Bill Clinton.

Hot Topic is pretty notorious for ripping off peoples' artwork for their stupid t-shirts.

If he likes it less than "See No Evil, Hear No Evil," he has some taste issues.

I maintain that Tim Burton's calling was to be a very, very talented set designer and he got terribly sidetracked.

And, as always, I'm lead to the puns like a lamb to the slaughter.

Not to mention the love of his life…

Creepy bromance or creepiest bromance?

You've managed some impressive assholery with only five words and an ellipsis. Congratulations?

Yeah, I'm not ever going to be offended by somebody calling a terrible thing terrible.

Thanks for the lowered likelihood of contracting malaria, @avclub-75f023b01584c7f37883f41c2a2b91ca:disqus! Some of us appreciate it.

I'm in it for the Gandalf.

Several characters die in the cartoon who survive in the book, and the elves are German or something for some reason, I don't know about "accurate."

My watch began at Target.

He also borrowed Jeremy Renner's mind-control blue contacts from The Avengers.

Try turning the contrast on your monitor up a bit.

*Winds string around a rock*

Has anyone even heard of "Push Girls?" Is it an imperative?

I can see it—Walter White could cook up some wildfire.

Fuck yeah, Archer!