"We have three kids, Homer."
"Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid!"

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I don't believe we've actually seen full frontal, due to strategic CGI-dragon placement.

It's totally an homage to Vonnegut and the bit in Breakfast of Champions when he feels the need to give the penis length and circumference of every male character in the book.

Superliminal advertising!

I would say that Jimmy Olsen is the sidekickiest sidekick to ever kick sides.

I'm not a big fan of her her vacuous, mannequin face and her Jodie Foster severity.

Bollocks!

So stoked for that!

Does that not look like a wig to anybody else?

Goats are always creepy.

Flying Flash in JLU was pretty great. "Hey ladies, check me out! I'm just like a helicopter!" [crashed] "I'm…sorta like a helicopter…"

AD will always stand for Arrested Development as far as I'm concerned.

It'll just turn into "If memory fails, that's a good one?"

His beautiful, beautiful motor boooaat….

But you have to agree that "Ooh, that's a good price for twelve pounds of nutmeg!" was gold.

Did anyone else ever deliberately crush a Twinkie in its wrapper, just to see if that was actually the case? (It wasn't.)

He and Bart are also both savants at learning foreign languages, too.

I think "manic pixie dream girl" is a pretty fetch turn of phrase!

Let's make Steve Guttenberg a star, while we're at it.