The quote I use most often is probably "If you want a _____, you're going to have to dance for it."

Counterpoint: Ra's al Ghul.

Honest to frog?

"I threw a rock at him!"

Wind a piece of string around it. Obviously.

*hissing cockroaches*

If Tom Cruise's Crazy managed to convince a single person who needs psychiatric help not to seek it—and I'm sure he has—it's enough justification for me to hate him.

TWIST: those little dealies don't really keep your bread fresher.

Shit, I always felt so fucking bad for the fucking Ents.

In the picture above…he's secretly jogging!

I'm not that big on board games, but this was a beautifully written article. Well done!

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And I'm his friend Jesus!

Or at least guest directing Itchy & Scratchy episodes!

Wayne Enterprises moved a lot of its production overseas, leading to record levels of unemployment. So it makes sense that Bruce feels responsible for the city's problems.

Man, celebrities aren't "people."

It depends. It is because you're lusting after the chubby one, like…a guy I know?

I conquer!

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