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The Community outtakes are pretty fucking hilarious. I'd give first place to Chevy Chase's inexplicable, frustrated "TITS ON MY ANKLE!"

It's a perfectly cromulent pronunciation.

We've got a mostly secret White Martian, in the form of M’Gann, does that count?

Yeah, I set that up.

I once got in so much trouble for explaining my stance on abortion as "I don't think a baby really counts as a person until it's smarter than my cat." It was…not the right audience.

Story!

I wonder what Marion Barry's wife is doing these days.

He was pretty confident, though. "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy."

And as Archimedes said, "Give me a lever and a place to stand and I will build this city on ROCK ANNNDD ROOLLLL."

Kelsey Grammar seems way too willing to descend into self-parody before his time. He's going to go the way of Adam West, and it is sad. :(

I was in a museum one time, and the single-person bathroom was occupied, and I saw a mother holding her kid over a trash can, telling him to "just go, it's okay."

"Please make this monkey stop mating with my hair."

"Whirlybird?" What are you, Canadian? That there thing is called a "Cootie Catcher," my friend!

Sherlock vs. The Dust Bowl. That's a weird match-up.

They've been having script problems.

They've been having script problems.

It wasn't that great, by 30 Rock standards.

It wasn't that great, by 30 Rock standards.

Ugh, you're a loon.

Ugh, you're a loon.