I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR VASSER-BASHING, YOUNG LADY!

He's kind of already got elf-ears.

He's kind of already got elf-ears.

"Kiss. My. AXE!"
 
Lame line, or lamest line?

"Kiss. My. AXE!"
 
Lame line, or lamest line?

And later, "I know where you live."

And later, "I know where you live."

Jon Lajoie has a pretty good little YouTube ditty about premature ejaculation.

Jon Lajoie has a pretty good little YouTube ditty about premature ejaculation.

He's like Archie, but with spider-powers!

He's like Archie, but with spider-powers!

Mommy is about to get into a minor car accident because her hands keep going numb.

Mommy is about to get into a minor car accident because her hands keep going numb.

Your conclusion is adorable.

Your conclusion is adorable.

My bad, I called them to solve a complex equation

My bad, I called them to solve a complex equation

Read a depressing article from Vanity Fair!

Read a depressing article from Vanity Fair!

Yeah, me too. And now I've got the theme song stuck in my head.