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Yeah, me too. And now I've got the theme song stuck in my head.

Chocolate makes it go down easier.

Chocolate makes it go down easier.

Pretty sure Mika said in an interview at some point that "Big Girl" was written for his mother. I don't think "you are beautiful" really translates to "I'm into you."

Pretty sure Mika said in an interview at some point that "Big Girl" was written for his mother. I don't think "you are beautiful" really translates to "I'm into you."

I think that means you have cancer, but you should probably hold your hand up to your face to check.

I think that means you have cancer, but you should probably hold your hand up to your face to check.

Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll by Ian Dury would be pretty fun for a funeral.

Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll by Ian Dury would be pretty fun for a funeral.

Brie-ng it on! It's the classic bait-and-swiss!

Brie-ng it on! It's the classic bait-and-swiss!

Christ, Google, do some real work.

Christ, Google, do some real work.

Ace looked like she was 13, it was creepy.

Ace looked like she was 13, it was creepy.

He makes all of us seemingly-boring people feel better about ourselves! Finally, a hero for the dull but competent!

He makes all of us seemingly-boring people feel better about ourselves! Finally, a hero for the dull but competent!

He would be a deadpan, competent, slightly put-upon talking car, not a wisecracking car.

He would be a deadpan, competent, slightly put-upon talking car, not a wisecracking car.

His secrets have secrets.