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His secrets have secrets.

The scene with a mirror in The Truman Show was…also a scene in a movie that used a mirror.

The scene with a mirror in The Truman Show was…also a scene in a movie that used a mirror.

This guy is totally Rex Manning, isn't he?

This guy is totally Rex Manning, isn't he?

A blind guy at an ATM asked me if I would help him check his balance. I shoved him over, and said, "I don't think your balance is very good at all."

A blind guy at an ATM asked me if I would help him check his balance. I shoved him over, and said, "I don't think your balance is very good at all."

Fun fact! Artificial banana flavor is pretty much the same thing as honeybee pheremone! Is is also a component of some industrial solvents! Doesn't that really make you crave Laffy Taffy?

Fun fact! Artificial banana flavor is pretty much the same thing as honeybee pheremone! Is is also a component of some industrial solvents! Doesn't that really make you crave Laffy Taffy?

I'm pretty sure the only question Johnny Depp asks when he's offered roles is "can I wear eyeliner?"

I'm pretty sure the only question Johnny Depp asks when he's offered roles is "can I wear eyeliner?"

"This is mine, this is mine, and all of this is mine."
I've always Rob Grant and Doug Naylor must have owned a lot of cats, to be able to capture feline personality so very, very perfectly.

"This is mine, this is mine, and all of this is mine."
I've always Rob Grant and Doug Naylor must have owned a lot of cats, to be able to capture feline personality so very, very perfectly.

That's my shiny thing!

That's my shiny thing!

Danny DeVito will play the Great Pumpkin. It can join the Lorax's support group.

Danny DeVito will play the Great Pumpkin. It can join the Lorax's support group.

It will be the uncanniest of uncanny valleys.

It will be the uncanniest of uncanny valleys.

AND Love at First Bite, starring the improbable George Hamilton.