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AND Love at First Bite, starring the improbable George Hamilton.

I dunno, being forced to tell the truth in bed could lead to some serious awkwardness. I feel like that's been discussed on AV Club before…

I dunno, being forced to tell the truth in bed could lead to some serious awkwardness. I feel like that's been discussed on AV Club before…

"Flash has to live through a parent’s nightmare as she tries to get that sold-out, must-have toy."

"Flash has to live through a parent’s nightmare as she tries to get that sold-out, must-have toy."

Really? X-Men 3?

Really? X-Men 3?

Being attractive does not automatically make somebody a good romantic partner—see Halle Berry.

Being attractive does not automatically make somebody a good romantic partner—see Halle Berry.

"Scabies" is way funnier. Although it seems unlikely that a guy made of ice would have scabies.

"Scabies" is way funnier. Although it seems unlikely that a guy made of ice would have scabies.

I think it makes his neck look weirdly long.

I think it makes his neck look weirdly long.

Resurrecting/avenging the dead girlfriend? That's always a good reason to stray from the good side.

Resurrecting/avenging the dead girlfriend? That's always a good reason to stray from the good side.

Happiness. Hap-penis. Hap-penis.

Happiness. Hap-penis. Hap-penis.

Because "vagina" sounds like "angina," and words that remind people about heart attacks don't test well with focus groups.

Because "vagina" sounds like "angina," and words that remind people about heart attacks don't test well with focus groups.