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I would like to point out that Clue was actually pretty good.

I would like to point out that Clue was actually pretty good.

I hate seeing Danny Pudi with emotions, so I'm not sure I could ever accept as anything other than Abed, or that butt-dialing guy in the cell phone commercial. Only those two roles are acceptable to me.

I hate seeing Danny Pudi with emotions, so I'm not sure I could ever accept as anything other than Abed, or that butt-dialing guy in the cell phone commercial. Only those two roles are acceptable to me.

Nothin' but hot leaf juice!

Nothin' but hot leaf juice!

Bork bork bork?

Bork bork bork?

Hah! I could be a dick and edit my post, but you've won this round fair and quare.

Hah! I could be a dick and edit my post, but you've won this round fair and quare.

That picture shows what the years and years of binge drinking did to Tony Start.

That picture shows what the years and years of binge drinking did to Tony Start.

"kiddie films that will haunt children for years and have them madly Googling descriptive phrases as adults, trying to prove they weren’t just disturbing dreams."

"kiddie films that will haunt children for years and have them madly Googling descriptive phrases as adults, trying to prove they weren’t just disturbing dreams."

Don't, don't, don't watch the movie Thirteen.

Don't, don't, don't watch the movie Thirteen.

"Russian women are known for three qualities: their beauty, their heartiness, and the speed with which one becomes the other."-America (The Book)

"Russian women are known for three qualities: their beauty, their heartiness, and the speed with which one becomes the other."-America (The Book)

@avclub-b13a443f029eed976323365274d0cda8:disqus, in conversation, I asked one of those biblethumping types if Jesus would really have hated the gays. Her response: "No. But he would have been wrong."