If reading Savage Love at work is unprofessional, and commenting on AV Club articles at work is unprofessional, commenting on Savage Love on the AV Club is probably like unprofessional-squared.

If reading Savage Love at work is unprofessional, and commenting on AV Club articles at work is unprofessional, commenting on Savage Love on the AV Club is probably like unprofessional-squared.

I don't find Jessica Biel's fame distracting.

I don't find Jessica Biel's fame distracting.

I can't afford to see movies anymore, I've got biels to pay.

Also, she's almost certainly pregnant.

Also, she's almost certainly pregnant.

Maeby making fun of Ann ("Bland…I mean, Ann") is also great.

Maeby making fun of Ann ("Bland…I mean, Ann") is also great.

The hippos respectfully disagree.

The hippos respectfully disagree.

Truth.

Truth.

Let's give some credit to Tommy Flanagan! Dude has an actual Glasgow smile, and it's creepy as fuck.

Let's give some credit to Tommy Flanagan! Dude has an actual Glasgow smile, and it's creepy as fuck.

I'm laughing so hard I'm piscine myself!

I'm laughing so hard I'm piscine myself!

It's a deep, philosophical film about an older Nemo finding himself.

It's a deep, philosophical film about an older Nemo finding himself.

It stopped being funny and started being really depressing pretty quickly, as far as I'm concerned.