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It stopped being funny and started being really depressing pretty quickly, as far as I'm concerned.

"Wiress?"

"Wiress?"

Tyrion retained way too much of his nose.

Tyrion retained way too much of his nose.

I'm only in my thirties, and aging already hurts. And not just in a why-can't-I-hold-my-liquor-anymore kind of way.

I'm only in my thirties, and aging already hurts. And not just in a why-can't-I-hold-my-liquor-anymore kind of way.

Steelus Mouthsword: Allo allo allo! What's all dis, then? It's a little bird with a knife, innit.
Arya Stark stabs him.
Oh.. what a thing to 'appen.

Steelus Mouthsword: Allo allo allo! What's all dis, then? It's a little bird with a knife, innit.
Arya Stark stabs him.
Oh.. what a thing to 'appen.

He will also record the single that plays during the credits: "Twee-est and Shout."

He will also record the single that plays during the credits: "Twee-est and Shout."

Needs more phantasmagoria. 

Needs more phantasmagoria. 

Then in a few years, they can make the prequel: "Gideon and the Forgotten Bible."

Then in a few years, they can make the prequel: "Gideon and the Forgotten Bible."

He gets punched in the face in at least two episodes of Community, if it helps.

He gets punched in the face in at least two episodes of Community, if it helps.

Based on The Prestige… no, no she cannot.

Based on The Prestige… no, no she cannot.

Of course! The same way that geishas (at least the pretty geishas) are all Chinese…