Of course! The same way that geishas (at least the pretty geishas) are all Chinese…

The better to match her huge, blindingly white horse-teeth.

The better to match her huge, blindingly white horse-teeth.

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand (Over My Stove Until You Scream for Mercy)"

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand (Over My Stove Until You Scream for Mercy)"

It's like a large-scale version of the following:

It's like a large-scale version of the following:

When I was a kid, we had a tape with the song "Aussie Mozzie" about Australian mosquitoes. And now it is stuck in my head again forever.

When I was a kid, we had a tape with the song "Aussie Mozzie" about Australian mosquitoes. And now it is stuck in my head again forever.

By which you mean "awful," right?

By which you mean "awful," right?

I would watch Ja Kreacher, about the Jamaican version of the evil house elf from Harry Potter.

I would watch Ja Kreacher, about the Jamaican version of the evil house elf from Harry Potter.

Ask a Lobster:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Ask a Lobster:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Was that actually Takei? If so, it might be my fourth favorite thing that he's in, after Star Trek, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Facebook.

Was that actually Takei? If so, it might be my fourth favorite thing that he's in, after Star Trek, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Facebook.

Zapp is supposed to be a combination of Captain Kirk and Shatner himself, I think.

Zapp is supposed to be a combination of Captain Kirk and Shatner himself, I think.

If there's ever another Hellboy movie, Dr. Heller, nonlethal weapons designer, would slot in very nicely, I'm just saying.