If there's ever another Hellboy movie, Dr. Heller, nonlethal weapons designer, would slot in very nicely, I'm just saying.

Needs 20% more parkour.

Needs 20% more parkour.

I think it's actually on the blooper reel for Serenity, but the elegant Inara cackling "you fucked up!" always delights me.

I think it's actually on the blooper reel for Serenity, but the elegant Inara cackling "you fucked up!" always delights me.

Amazon Prime? I get free shipping…

Amazon Prime? I get free shipping…

Hey, Babe 2 was a pretty dark movie.

Hey, Babe 2 was a pretty dark movie.

HEY, SOMEBODY ORDER A MASSAGE?

Most of those people aren't really what I'd call "celebrities."

Most of those people aren't really what I'd call "celebrities."

Change it to "Pensive Ol' Sluts." They're the thinking man's whores!

Change it to "Pensive Ol' Sluts." They're the thinking man's whores!

Don't most hookers charge by the act, not the hour?

Calico Critters would probably make an adorable movie.

Calico Critters would probably make an adorable movie.

Weebles: The Movie

Ooh, Cheers is not a musical yet! Somebody get on that.

Simon Pegg: It's all bloody vodka!