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Simon Pegg: It's all bloody vodka!

Nose consistency.

Nose consistency.

Frances is a great name if you have a crazy-stupid middle name, like Bean.

Frances is a great name if you have a crazy-stupid middle name, like Bean.

Nobody reads the Frances books anymore, because she was periodically threatened with "a spanking." But damn, those books were marvelous. She had rhymes explaining why she didn't like eggs.

Nobody reads the Frances books anymore, because she was periodically threatened with "a spanking." But damn, those books were marvelous. She had rhymes explaining why she didn't like eggs.

"WHY CAN'T PEOPLE LOOK PAST PAINT COLOR?!"
-Liz Lemon

"WHY CAN'T PEOPLE LOOK PAST PAINT COLOR?!"
-Liz Lemon

Yes, but sterilize them first if it's a co-ed island. I am suddenly imagining what the offspring of Lindsay Lohan and Andy Dick would be like.

Yes, but sterilize them first if it's a co-ed island. I am suddenly imagining what the offspring of Lindsay Lohan and Andy Dick would be like.

I'll be calling mine LSD. That way, when it's just static or SMPTE color bars, a certain segment of the population will still be watching.

I'll be calling mine LSD. That way, when it's just static or SMPTE color bars, a certain segment of the population will still be watching.

Nobody has brought up the werewolf cannibalism yet. Because…that happened. For some reason.

Nobody has brought up the werewolf cannibalism yet. Because…that happened. For some reason.

And given that Pam's her maker, they're pairing the best character in the show with the worst character in any show. There might be an explosion.

And given that Pam's her maker, they're pairing the best character in the show with the worst character in any show. There might be an explosion.

I love hilariously awkward nipple-covering sex.

I love hilariously awkward nipple-covering sex.

This show really needs focus groups.