Were there Russians? Some terrifying Space-Russians maybe got loose?

Jayne is the hattiest character in the show by far.

Jayne is the hattiest character in the show by far.

I think Mal would object to the "giving to the poor" thing. The Train Job is the exception to the rule, and even then, it's "giving back to the poor what you already stole from them."

I think Mal would object to the "giving to the poor" thing. The Train Job is the exception to the rule, and even then, it's "giving back to the poor what you already stole from them."

NOT THE BEARD OF BEES!!!! NOT THE BEARD OF BEES!!! AAARRRGGGHH!!!! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!

NOT THE BEARD OF BEES!!!! NOT THE BEARD OF BEES!!! AAARRRGGGHH!!!! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!

ATTACK WITH PARKOUR.

ATTACK WITH PARKOUR.

But how do you handle the possessive?!

But how do you handle the possessive?!

I also like the touch, if it was deliberate, of how beefy his forearms are, as if piloting Serenity actually takes some physical strength. Also, rrrowww.

I also like the touch, if it was deliberate, of how beefy his forearms are, as if piloting Serenity actually takes some physical strength. Also, rrrowww.

Do it.

Do it.

"Hey, I didn't fight in no war. Best of luck, though."

"Hey, I didn't fight in no war. Best of luck, though."

No, but can I just say, goddamnit do I hate that Comedy Bang Bang ad. You think it's gone, and you try to click on something, and you realize too late that you've just been fooled into clicking on an ad. That is some romper room shit, AV Club.

No, but can I just say, goddamnit do I hate that Comedy Bang Bang ad. You think it's gone, and you try to click on something, and you realize too late that you've just been fooled into clicking on an ad. That is some romper room shit, AV Club.

"I was aiming for his head" was another great moment.