"I was aiming for his head" was another great moment.

Non-engine-pushed bad guy probably ended up in a nasty way too.

Non-engine-pushed bad guy probably ended up in a nasty way too.

This was an amazing episode for Jayne.

This was an amazing episode for Jayne.

Of course!

Of course!

I'd tap that. Tap it on the shoulder and politely inform it that it forgot to put a shirt on.

I'd tap that. Tap it on the shoulder and politely inform it that it forgot to put a shirt on.

Based on that picture, she has like 1⅓. But it's probably the lighting.

Based on that picture, she has like 1⅓. But it's probably the lighting.

I'm not objectifying anyone! You're…you're objectifying yourselves!

I'm not objectifying anyone! You're…you're objectifying yourselves!

"One Cat, One Roomba…One Unexpected Romance."

"One Cat, One Roomba…One Unexpected Romance."

Choke on that, causality!

Choke on that, causality!

Wrap it up before you clap it up, is my advice.

Wrap it up before you clap it up, is my advice.

Then Lindsay Lohan will have to become Courtney Love, and Courtney Love will have to ascend into becoming some sort of goddess of drunken celebrity whores.