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Then Lindsay Lohan will have to become Courtney Love, and Courtney Love will have to ascend into becoming some sort of goddess of drunken celebrity whores.

Amanda Bynes is more into rainbow parties and sexting.

Amanda Bynes is more into rainbow parties and sexting.

How about "I'm a Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears?

How about "I'm a Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears?

Aretha Franklin's "Chain of Fools" was definitely the song they should have gone with.

Aretha Franklin's "Chain of Fools" was definitely the song they should have gone with.

You woke me up for a bellyache?!

You woke me up for a bellyache?!

No adult should use the word "confuzzled."

No adult should use the word "confuzzled."

I like pandas!

I like pandas!

Broccolini, on the other hand? Fucking delicious.

Broccolini, on the other hand? Fucking delicious.

Alan Rickman (to sandwich): So be it.

Alan Rickman (to sandwich): So be it.

Charlie Sheen clearly gives a shit now, though.

Charlie Sheen clearly gives a shit now, though.

Nicholas Cage is Anthony DeMartino…