"You guys?" Are you not…one of us?

@avclub-e77c7b588569860fddcbe6e3d528295d:disqus, @avclub-01f652032789f75656fb3776a9a30128:disqus, talk it out before you walk it out.

@avclub-e77c7b588569860fddcbe6e3d528295d:disqus, @avclub-01f652032789f75656fb3776a9a30128:disqus, talk it out before you walk it out.

I thought Fart Doctor was a brilliant, subtle commentary on our flawed health care system.

I thought Fart Doctor was a brilliant, subtle commentary on our flawed health care system.

"Blow a kiss…with your hand!"

"Blow a kiss…with your hand!"

I think her acting was described in some AV Club review as "who farted?"

I think her acting was described in some AV Club review as "who farted?"

Honestly curious—why?

Honestly curious—why?

Probably, which is unfortunate. Unless they're Inca Mummy Girls, zombies are not particularly sexy. 

Probably, which is unfortunate. Unless they're Inca Mummy Girls, zombies are not particularly sexy. 

Do take Kristen Stewart with you. She can be your next child-bride!

Do take Kristen Stewart with you. She can be your next child-bride!

Just don't trust bitches.

Just don't trust bitches.

I really hope last season's "zombies are the new vampires" wasn't a hint. Unless zombies don't talk? Silent-Tara would be next-best thing to dead-Tara.

I really hope last season's "zombies are the new vampires" wasn't a hint. Unless zombies don't talk? Silent-Tara would be next-best thing to dead-Tara.

Go for it, Pugs! You don't have to write well, and you don't have to write a lot! Big font and wide margins and anyone can have a bestselling "novel."