Go for it, Pugs! You don't have to write well, and you don't have to write a lot! Big font and wide margins and anyone can have a bestselling "novel."

And we all realize once again that when you hit the right vein, your mining doesn't have to be skilled. But nobody, skilled miner or not, can really tap that vein again.

And we all realize once again that when you hit the right vein, your mining doesn't have to be skilled. But nobody, skilled miner or not, can really tap that vein again.

Do you also provide your patrons latex gloves to turn the pages with?

Do you also provide your patrons latex gloves to turn the pages with?

Aw heil yeah!

Aw heil yeah!

Rainbow Party? I hear kids do that these days, and it's not just a thing that Oprah made up. Disgusting.

Rainbow Party? I hear kids do that these days, and it's not just a thing that Oprah made up. Disgusting.

Is it referring to a flaccid penis? That's where my head went. Maybe I'm just a pervert.

Is it referring to a flaccid penis? That's where my head went. Maybe I'm just a pervert.

Wow, this thread just keeps lumbering along.

Wow, this thread just keeps lumbering along.

Somebody's got to be the second-grossest guy Jenna Maroney has been with.

Somebody's got to be the second-grossest guy Jenna Maroney has been with.

Fine, I will bough to the inevitable.

Fine, I will bough to the inevitable.

If I learned anything from reading The Light in the Forest in middle school, it's that the white people will eventually kidnap him back.

If I learned anything from reading The Light in the Forest in middle school, it's that the white people will eventually kidnap him back.

Raping trees is always wrong.