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Totally was, but he was overshadowed by the amazing Mayor Boo-mberg.

One of the "chores" in the Crisspoints system was "referring to me as Khaleesi."

Nobody gets those!

WHATEVER I DID, I'M SORRY!!!!!

Kim Jong Il could not be reached for comment, because he was having a totally normal day being alive and not dead.

And awesomely catatonic Leonard!!

And the best part— "Yes, I'll hold."

Also, when you're giving heroin to an infant, you're allowed to say:
"Does baby want a widdle fixie? Does he? Does he? He does! He does want a fixie! Let's get him a fixie then!"

Dude, my LIFE is a gym!

As in, he looked as though he had been run over by a kind of horse-drawn cart?

Maybe this has been said, but after the absolutely shit that was Glitter, why oh why would you name a movie Sparkle??

Really? Teddy Ruxpin always struck me as more of a serial killer.

It's like the traditional waltz, but the right arm remains extended straight the entire time.

It's hard to believe that there was a time I could look at a picture of Johnny Depp without wanting to punch him in the face.

And this will pale in comparison to the original.

WAIT—is Helena Alwayscast-Uglyhair not in this?!

Bobcat Municipality.

I wish Chris Parnell would stop being in terrible commercials. Because I also love him.

I want another season of Spaced!

Frequently afflicting those with weakened immune systems from TBD.